Anonymous asked: i live in new york city and once i was about to be mugged like the guy had a gun on me and i was reaching for my wallet in my purse but then he was like WHOA THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOU and i screamed and screamed WHEERE and it was a HUGE SPIDER ON MY ARM and i started freaking out and he helped get it off by flicking it away with his gun so then we just stood there awkwardly and i was like "you gonna mug me now" and he's like "no that's okay" and i said cool thanks for the help and he hurried away
what da heck
The sun is our enemy. It has murdered our snow.
- me: wow i have 3 tests and 2 essays due in the next 3 days
- me: ayy i haven't watched THE ENTIRE LOTR TRILOGY in a while
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
"what the heck do you mean world peace is not a reasonable christmas present to ask for"